Today Fi and I were teaching classes together at the Experiment school. We gave them the start of a story and split them into groups. We gave each one a word and they had to incorporate their words into a story, however silly they wanted it. They were about 14 years old. They were really good and this one in particular was hilarious,

Once upon a time there were two Scottish girls, Fiona and Sophie, who went on a big adventure in China. One day, Sophie and Fiona came to a coffee bar. They sat at the window and they could enjoy a wonderful view. Suddenly, a very handsome boy came to them and said hello to them. Sophie and Fiona stood up at once. Fiona said: “My dear, your jacket is so fragrant and it makes me faint.” In the meanwhile, Sophie sat on the chair and made a very beautiful pose. The cool boy said to Sophie, gentle and soft: “Your hair is beautiful. I love you, my baby. But Fiona is also very beautiful, I love you, too.” Sophie hit the table angrily, and said: “Foolish man, I tell you, you should go to the moon by aeroplane or rocket. I don’t want to see you forever. You’re a banana. Actually, you can do money business with me, I’ll kill you!”
Sophie and Fiona went out of the coffee bar after they paid the money of tea. The sun shined so beautiful…….

How funny is that! Some of it doesn’t make sense but I think you can get the gist of it.